Hey Sorry I'm Late...

Hey all sorry I've been so dodgey lately, but I'm Megatron! Well, anyway I was attending official spring break activities on Cybertron. I tell you what nothing beats a fem-bot when they've just been oiled! Whoot! "Hey baby, can you transform into a gun too? Because you are packing some serious heat!" Besides all the fun with the ladies I was all fucked up on energon. I did sooo many cube stands I almost barfed all over the dinobots, man those guys are idiots, I wish I had. Things almost got outta hand when Soundwave was jamming is toons too loud and the Cybertron cops had to break up the party. Dude I almost had to transform and show those wanna-be autobots what's up! It was pretty loud though I mean have you ever heard P-Diddy cranked so loud out of a tape-playing robot it would explode a human? It was off the hook! Anyway I'm back at base now and not looking forward to the work week. Catch you all later.

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Starscream sucks!

Hey readers guess what? No, the constructacons aren't quite finished yet, but Starcream sucks! You know taking over the world is not an easy task, and I do appreciate the help whenever I get it and I do try to treat my fellow Decepticons well, but Starscream just wont leave me alone. Everytime (I turn around he is there whining about something. Give it a rest! Not to mention that but it also seems everytime I leave the base to go blast up some Autobot or human city, Starscream always undermines my power and tries to take over. I'm the supreme commander and don't you forget it pal! I'm beginning to resent brining you through that portal to earth and if you don't back off I'm going to destroy you and everyone that looks like you. Shut up you whinny little bitch!
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MY ENERGON CUBES!!!

Why is it every time we go out to collect energon cubes the damn AUTOBOTS try to kill us? I know for a fact that they have a stockpile and they don't need anymore for the time being. I'm running low on power and its really pissing me off! Besides all this the constant laser burns are really getting to me, I mean come on, it is not cheap to keep on getting my armor polished time again. Do you think I wake up this shiny? No it takes a lot of work. Hey so just back off, I want my damn energon cubes ok! For godsake I can transform into a huge gun ok and I'm coming after you Optimus! Lego my energon!